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Well here's the 411:

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​Age 0- Born and raised in Austin, TX baby! Our slogan is "Keep Austin Weird", and IT TOOK YEARS TO realize that Austin actually IS weird.

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Age 11- My parents ship me off like a fedex package to Nigeria to live & attend middle school. 

Result: I am Nigerian & proud!

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Age 14- In America again. Next mission: blow up & become a movie star! I mean, look at my outfit to the right...I was made for this.

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Age 18- Ok, I haven't blown up yet, but my career in high school theater will suffice. For now.

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- Next is college in Fayetteville, Ar. Go Razorbacks! Landed my first mainstage play where I debut as a bitchy, lesbian-hating detective in ​Stop Kiss.



Age 19- I'm touring the world, ya'll! By that I mean Texas & Mississippi. I joined an African American theater troupe & we tour a play called The Women of Strong​Hope!​

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Age 20- Alright, maybe I should take this movie star thing seriously.

certainly can't become one in Arkansas & the streets are saying Austin is the new Hollywood. Soooo goodbye Arkansas, it's been real!

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- Austin, I'm baaaaaaack! Home sweet home. Hello UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS!



Age 22- After playing a demon-fearing Puritan in The Scarlet Letter, I [African] dance across the UT stage & accept my diploma.

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- My 50 year old mother gives birth to what MUST be the most adorable baby boy ever created. So now I'm going to be one of those older sisters that could be your mom. But so will my other 3 sisters. 5 moms for him! *evil laugh*

 

Age 23- Moved to Los Angeles, CA. TIME TO become that movie star BABY!!!!

 

Age __ - still trying to become a movie star. SH*t.